May 2013
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
andrewhussiesbosom:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
dickfaerie:
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
